NOT MUCH OF A CELEBRATION. "HELLO,
DARLING, MAKE ME A CUP-A-SOUP."

NOT REALLY - NO.

I'M ASKING NICELY. PLEASE!

UH, I ACTUALLY ONCE THREW UP
WATCHING AN EDITION OF TOP GEAR.

SHE'S SOME KIND OF ECONOMIST.

AND ALL FLASHBULBS ARE GOING OFF?

DO YOU THINK YOU COULD PULL IN
AT THE NEXT LAY-BY?

UH, MALCOLM, UM, IF YOU COULD
JUST COME TO THE TOILET WITH ME...

HE'S NOT MY GUY, PHIL. I'M
ON MY OWN HERE. THERE'S NO ONE QUITE

WHY DON'T YOU GO WITH BOTH OF THEM
OR NEITHER OF THEM OR A DIFFERENT POLICY?

WHAT SAUCE! GET IN!

I AM YOU, AND YOU ARE ME.

WHAT, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? RAJESH.

COME ON, PEOPLE!
LET'S GET GOING HERE.

YOU KNOW THE LINES. MOST WOMEN EVER.

WE WERE ON THE SAME SIDE, MALCOLM,
AND YOU FUCKED ME OVER.

BUT I CAN FASHION MY OWN EXIT.

HAVE YOU EVER LEAKED, MR CULLEN?

EVERY EPIC NEEDS A HERO.

YEAH. YOU'RE THE LAST VHS IN OXFAM.

WHERE ARE WE GOING WITH THIS?

I'M A FUNNY MAN.
I HAVE MY TEXTS READ OUT ON 5 LIVE.

NO. I AM, IF ANYTHING, GLENN,
I AM HUNG UNDER.

AND I JUST WANTED
TO CHECK