CHEESE AND ONION FUCKING
CRISP PACKETS THAT CONTAIN

"CAPTAIN OATES
HAS A LESS STUPID NAME."

MALCOLM FUCKING LEFT THE BUILDING
FUCKING YEARS AGO!

OH, LET ME JUST SAVOUR THIS MOMENT.

WHAT?!

I KNOW, I KNOW.
I DON'T REALLY, YOU KNOW...

I'M GOING TO PUT A WORD IN FOR YOU
ABOUT THE FOREIGN OFFICE JOB.

HI. NICOLA MURRAY, LEADER OF...
OH! I'VE GOT TO STOP SAYING THAT.

VERY SAD BUSINESS. YEAH. MR SAD IS
ACTUALLY VERY, VERY SAD ABOUT IT.

"DOES ANYONE ELSE HERE
THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE HEATH LEDGER

APPARENTLY, TONALLY,
I HAVE A VERY DEPRESSING VOICE.

OH...

NICOLA IS ABOUT TO ADOPT
A POLICY THAT IS SO TOXIC

RIGHT, SO HAVE WE GOT
A CONTINGENCY FOR THAT?

YOU CAN GO THROUGH WAYNE,
THROUGH PORTSMYTH, THERE'S PLENTY ...

I'LL BE WITH YOU IN TWO SHAKES
OF A CRYING BABY.

AUTHOR OF STRAPPED:
WHY WE'RE IN DEBT TO EACH OTHER,

AS THE FERTILISER IN MY
HOME-MADE BOMB WAS ORGANIC!

- (TERRI) CAN I LEAVE A MESSAGE?
- MALCOLM, MAY I JUST SUGGEST...

MARK RYAN FROM THE LSE WAS SAYING
THAT WHEN THE SPECIAL SCHOOLS DO GET IT RIGHT,

SERIOUSLY I THINK WE SHOULD
TALK ABOUT MY STRATEGY FURTHER

WELL - IT IS TRUE.

"WHERE'S THE STOPCOCK?"

ALL I SAID WAS THAT I THINK
HE'S A VERY CHARMING MAN.