ER, TERRI. SORRY, DO YOU
MIND HOLDING...? JESUS.
THANK YOU FOR RETURNING TO THIS
INQUIRY, MR TUCKER.
BUT YOU ONLY BEAT ME
ON A TECHNICALITY.
WHAT A FANTASTIC... WHAT FANTASTIC LANDSCAPING!
RIGHT, WE DON'T EXCHANGE INSULTS
WITH BLOODY SIMON ARSEPIPES TITTY-TWAT.
BLIMEY! MORE? WHAT ARE WE DOING?
OPENING A DOLPHINARIUM?
I JUST WANTED ONE SOLID SHIT,
TO GO IN ONE DIRECTION.
MAN 1: MALCOLM?
MAN 2: MALCOLM?
YOU PUT SO MUCH HOPE IN THEM.
THEY ALWAYS LET YOU DOWN.
RIGHT, WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME WITH ME?
UH, THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE OF PLAN.
BUT THEY HAVE ENLARGED.
CAN WE SHOW THE ENLARGEMENT?
ANYWAY, YOU'VE GOT ABSOLUTELY
NO PROOF THAT I DID.
TO GET, ER, TO GET TUCKERED.
YEAH. THE HELPING HAND
FOR HANDS-ON PEOPLE.
"HELLO, CHUMS,
I'VE JUST TAKEN A SLASH IN THE SOUP,"
ER, I CALLED FOR THE INQUIRY
"AND, WITH HEAVY HEART, I AM
LEAVING TOP-TIER POLITICS FOR GOOD."
SLIGHTLY DIFFICULT,
BECAUSE I'M ONLY ONE PAWN IN THIS, YOU KNOW.
THE WIPING OF THE BACK-UP.
SO LET ME TRY AND EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.
- IT'S THE WAY YOU WAGGLE YOUR FINGER IN IT.
- YEAH, YOU THINK IT'S MY FINGER, BITCH.
SORRY, THERE IS NO WAY AROUND IT,
IT'S HORRIBLE,
BUT I LOVE HUMOUR
AND THAT WAS GOOD HUMOUR.
WERE GLEEFULLY IN FAVOUR OF IT,
JUST LIKE NICOLA.
David Mitchell - Thinking About It Only Makes It Worse
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