LISTEN, YOU PROBABLY KNOW THIS,

A PROPER TALK.

YEAH, IT'S AN EX-LIST.

I THINK I REALLY LIKE YOU, AND ERM...

YES, BUT WE WERE UP TO SEVEN,
WEREN'T WE?

I'VE GOT A THING HERE THAT SAYS SPRINGY CONCRETE.
I THINK THAT'S ABOUT THE PLAYGROUND...

FUCKING USELESS.

THAT'S NOT HEALTHY.

I DON'T WANT IT. I WANT CHANCELLOR.

(LAUGHING) SORRY.

NO, HE USES PHRASES LIKE ''WITH IT'' AS WELL.

- YES?
- YEAH, I REALLY WANTED

OK, OK. I'LL GO AND STAMP
ON THE COCKROACH, MALCOLM.

BUT OVER THE LAST TWO YEARS, YOU'VE
BENT LIKE A HUMAN FUCKING PALM TREE,

REFRESH THE PAGE!

NICOLA: LOCAL PEOPLE FINDING THEIR
OWN SOLUTIONS, HAVING A REAL SAY...

IN CASE MY BLOODY BALLENTINE WANTS TO KNOW

BLUE SKY THINKER? EX-BUSINESS GURU?

I CAN FILL YOU IN.

(MIMICKING GULPING)

THAT'S JUST GOT MANNION
TICKLED IN A BAD WAY?

GREAT. GOOD! YES! I'M COOKING NOW.

PHIL: I'VE BOOKED HIM ON ANOTHER
BREAKFAST SHOW, BBC WARWICK,

HELLO, DAN MILLER.