RIGHT, OKAY,
I'M IN THAILAND IN A SEX BAR.
NO. NICOLA, NO.
YES, I HAVE.
I CAN'T WORK THE COFFEE MACHINE.
I KNOW YOU LEAKED THE PUNCH STORY.
- STAGE ONE, STORY LEAKS, OUR RESPONSE.
- UH-HUH.
ALLEGED TO HAVE ASSAULTED AN
ELDERLY AIDE AT A PARTY CONFERENCE...
I MEAN, THIS IS TYPICAL OF, ER,
OF MANY OF THE PIECES
THERE SHE GOES, A TIEBREAKER
IN THE MAKING.
IT TURNS YOU INTO
SADDAM HUSSEIN.
LISTEN, MARY QUEEN OF FUCKING SHITS.
TERRI: AND YOU LOOK IT.
YOU LOOK 20 YEARS YOUNGER AS WELL.
YOU WANNA HATE HIM,
BUT HE'S JUST FUNNY.
AND YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU ARE?
BECAUSE HE KNOWS VERY WELL
THAT THIS COALITION GOVERNMENT
STEWART! STEWART,
THE FUCKER'S DOWNSTAIRS.
TERRI!
HE'S ALLERGIC TO THE 21ST CENTURY.
WHO ARE JUST KIND OF
SO FUCKING PATRONISING
OKAY, WHY ARE WE COMING IN HERE?
- A CAPPUCCINO - PLEASE.
- A HERBAL, PLEASE.
- YOU'RE IN THERE.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG.
LISTEN, I'M JUST CALLING BECAUSE, ERM...
IS PETER SHARING A CAR WITH FERGUS?