I'M SORRY NICOLA, THIS IS IT.

OK, ERM, 24/7 PARLIAMENT.

WELL, I MEAN, THE ELECTORATE,
YOU KNOW, LIKE ME.

OH, HELLO.
WHERE DID YOU GO FOR LUNCH, BELGIUM?

VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU THIS MORNING,
INFAMOUS TERRI COVERLEY.

HAVE YOU HAD ANY MORE TIME
TO THINK ABOUT IT?

MALCOLM, YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE.

STOP IT! DON'T TOUCH ME!
WHAT ARE YOU TOUCHING ME FOR?

DO YOU FANCY A YOGURT BAR?

BOLLOCKING POPPY WANK!

- YES.
- RIGHT. OKAY.

WELL, I KNOW THAT THESE ARE HARD TIMES
FOR PRINT JOURNALISTS, YEAH?

AND BONUSES UNDER THEIR WATCH
HAVE INCREASED...

BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE A BIT
OF A PROBLEM WITH LEFT AND RIGHT.

- PRETTY MUCH, YES.
- OH, WELL, RIGHT. YEAH, WELL, OF COURSE.

I'M SORRY I DIDN'T REALISE
THAT I HAD TO RUN ALL MY CALLS

IT'S AN OPTION!

- YEAH, SURE.
- OKAY, GOOD.

NOT NOW.
NO, MALCOLM, THANKS.

ANYWAY, WHY AREN'T YOU
ON STEWART'S AWAY DAY?

AT LEAST HE'S SERVED HIS PURPOSE.

WE'VE GOT FIVE WHITEHALL DEPARTMENTS HAVING
SOME SORT OF IMPACT UPON THE ASBO PROCESS.

YEAH.

IT'S THE ECONOMY, STEWPOT!