OH BUT THAT WOULD PROBABLY
CONFUSE YOU AS WELL - WON'T IT
IT'S HIS DREAM. A ONE-STOP BOLLOCK-SHOP.
(RADIO PLAYING INTRO)
COME ON. EVERYBODY ELSE, STAY CHAPLIN.
- MORNING. MORNING.
- OH!
(CHUCKLING) SORRY, IT'S JUST...
HA! BEN SWAIN,
KNOCKS IT OUT THE PARK. I'M OFF.
- WHO IS YOUR EXPERT?
- NO IDEA, BUT I CAN GET ONE BY THIS AFTERNOON.
HOW ARE YOU
FINDING HER?
THE TIMES.
I'M BRINGING FORWARD HUGH'S INTERVIEW
WITH HEANEY TO THIS AFTERNOON.
DON'T FORGET YOUR LUCKY GONK
AND YOUR "WORLD'S SHITTEST DAD" MUG.
- YOU KNOW, ABOUT THE WHOLE IDEA?
- YEAH, YEAH.
- THAT WON'T BE POSSIBLE.
- AND I NEED THE O'ROURKE PAPERS.
FOR YOUR HAIR,
YOUR SHOES
- THEY DON'T THINK WE'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR?
- NO, NO, NO.
WHATEVER THE LADY WANTS.
IS THERE A KITTY FOR THIS STUFF?
I'VE SPENT TEN YEARS
DETOXIFYING THIS PARTY, HMM?
- WE DON'T THINK THAT WOULD HAPPEN.
- OR FAYE WHITE.
ER, OK, ANNE TO JUSTICE,
SANJAY TO ENERGY AND CLIMATE CHANGE,
RIGHT, SO THIS IS A LITTLE TEST?
YOU'RE WEIGHING MY BALLS?
NO. WE WANTED TWO OPINIONS
BECAUSE WE WANTED TO START A DEBATE.
OH I'VE JUST HAD A COUPLE
OF PRESS CALLS
THEIR AMAZING WORK ETHIC.