- YOU MIGHT AS WELL STAY HERE.
- YEAH.

- PRETTY MUCH, YES.
- OH, WELL, RIGHT. YEAH, WELL, OF COURSE.

I'M SORRY IT SHOULD BE...

WELL, WHO SAYS I EVEN WANT TO BE
YOU, MALCOLM?

I MEAN, SHE'S VERY CLOSE TO THE ACTION
BUT HARDLY LIKELY TO SCORE A GOAL.

(BUZZING)

ALL I WAS TRYING TO DO
WAS RIGHT BY MY JASON, RIGHT?

ALL HAPPENING AT THE SAME TIME
IN A TINY FUCKING TERRACED HOUSE, YEAH?

WITH PETER WHO WILL MAKE
AN ABJECT GROVELLING APOLOGY

AND YOU'LL KEEP THE PARTY IN OPPOSITION
UNTIL DANIEL RADCLIFFE

AND TALKING ABOUT BENEFIT FRAUD IN KINGS LYNN
YOU ARE GONNA LOOK A BIT OF A DICK.

OLLY, FOR GOD'S SAKE PICK UP. I'VE
HAD IT. I'M COMING IN FROM THE COLD.

JE NE REMEMBER RIEN.

YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT YOURSELF,
YOU KNOW, AT THE MOMENT.

I SHOULD TELL YOU
I DO ALSO HAVE A MEETING

I COULD GET FUCKING THE UNBAKED
GINGERBREAD MAN THERE

THAT COLOUR REALLY SUITS YOU.
IT'S VERY, VERY ATTRACTIVE.

NO NATIONAL PAPERS?

OVER 35 MAJOR ARTICLES.

SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO JUST
BOG OFF, OKAY?

YES, I'M...

THAT FERGUS KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT?

''I PROMISE THAT I WILL NEVER CALL
AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD GIRL A CUNT AGAIN.

I'VE GOT A TUMOUR COMING ON.