- IT'S GOING TO BE HARD TO SHOOT UP IN THERE.
- YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.

YES. BEFORE I ANSWER THAT, MAY I JUST SAY
HOW DELIGHTED I AM, AS INDEED WE ALL ARE,

BYE-BYE. THANK YOU.

HE'S BEEN THE VICTIM OF MR BLAG.

ROBIN.

- OH, GOODY.
- SO, LET'S IMAGINEER THE NARRATIVE

WITH NOWHERE TO SIT
OR PUT ANYTHING.

- OH, NICE. VERY NICE.
- WELL, GO, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, YOU FUCKING PRICK!

OH, RIGHT. WELL, SHE MIGHT
BE WORTH A CHAT-UP.

THIS IS A METAPHORICAL BOMB RIGHT?

MALCOLM! CAN YOU TELL US
WHY YOU'RE HERE TODAY?

I'M NOT PLAYING ANY GAMES
WITH YOU

YOU WON'T BE COMING ROUND MUCH ANY MORE.

THAT YOU'RE SAYING IS RESERVED
FOR WOMEN?

TWO HUNDRED YEARS AGO THEY WOULDN'T
HAVE LET HIM MILK A COW.

- LIKE THE GARDENS OF BABYLON.
- GOOD.

ALL RIGHT, FINE. SORRY, HUGH.

SO, YOU KNOW ALL THIS STUFF
WITH MR TICKLE. SAD BUSINESS.

- WE CAN DO THIS LATER, MAYBE?
- DEFINATELY.

IT'S IRRELEVANT AND INFANTILE.

WHAT'S OUR RESPONSE TO THEIR RESPONSE
TO OUR RESPONSE?

DARK SHIT BUILDS UP.

BOLLOCKING POPPY WANK!

THOUSAND YEAR OLD GLENN FIDDICH?