TOTES, CONSIDER IT DONE.
OR ABOUT TO BE DONE, PRE-DONE.

FOR INSTANCE, FERGUS WILLIAMS...

DESIGNING APPS FOR FREE?

RIGHT, AND THIS AT LEAST MEANS...

- STAYING AT THE VILLA OF AN INFLUENTIAL FRIEND.
- I HAVEN'T GOT ANY INFLUENTIAL FRIENDS.

- YEAH?
- YEAH.

- WE'VE LOST A FEW DIARIES IN OUR TIME.
- WELL, ERM...

OR AT LEAST WITTER ON AT THEM
UNTIL THEY

THE WORST THING IS, THERE'S
NO HUMOUR IN THE CRUELTY.

NO.

YOU'VE... YOU'VE HAD YOUR CHIPS!
HA-HA!

UH, EXCUSE ME,
IS THIS THE CAR FOR NICOLA MURRAY?

YEAH, WELL. IT'S A GREAT REPORT.

LET'S ROLL SOME TITS UP THE FLAGPOLE
AND SEE IF ANYONE GETS WOOD.

JULIUS NICHOLSON. OUR PHONES ARE WHITE HOT.
STUFF ABOUT HIM BECOMING FOREIGN SEC.

A BUNCH OF FUCKING SCHOOL KIDS CAME IN
AND FUCKING DROPPED THEIR TROUSERS

THESE FOCUS GROUPS, THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY USELESS.

THIS FLURRY OF PRESS REPORTS IN ORDER
TO DIVERT ATTENTION FROM THE, ER,

LADS, LET'S GET THIS
CRIME STATS COCK-UP SORTED.

I DON'T SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE AND A LEAK,

SNUGGLE, I PROMISE.

ER, AS FOR A BRIEF AND REGRETTABLE
PERIOD OF TIME DID I.

YEAH. BUT I'M GOING TO BRENTFORD
WHERE NOBODY WILL BE WATCHING ME

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!