I'VE HAD A KIT-KAT,
I'VE HAD, ER, A-A BIG MEAL.

HE LIED ABOUT HIS HANDICAP.

WELL, I WOULD SAY THAT I'M SOMEONE
WHO LIVES AND BREATHES

WHICH I BELIEVE IS ACTUALLY WHY GLENN
BROUGHT HER HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

WELL, IT WAS GONNA CLASH
WITH THE TWO MINUTES' SILENCE.

''I ENJOY SPORTS ON TV, ANYTHING WITH COLIN
FIRTH.

YOU'RE ON THE BALL, YOU KNOW THE PRICE OF A PINT
OF MILK, YOU LOVE HBO IMPORTS, VH1, PIXAR,

ANYONE READ WOLF HALL?

ANDREW PLEASE, DON'T TAKE IT
LIKE THIS - PLEASE.

THAT I WOULD WRONGLY EXONERATE HIM.

WELL, THANK YOU FOR GIVING US
A GUIDED TOUR

ORDINARY PEOPLE, BUT ORDINARY PEOPLE WHO
DESERVE A BIT OF THE EXTRAORDINARY IN THEIR LIVES.

I JUST HOPE THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE

WELL, HI, I'M YOUR REGIONAL
PHOTO OPPORTUNITY FOR THE DAY.

ARE YOU FOR THE CHOP?
IT'S A FUCKING HACK PACK.

GET OUT OF THE WAY.

MAJOR ISSUES.

LOOK, AT THE MOMENT,
I HOLD ALL THE CARDS,

NUMBER TEN. I GOT THE CALL FROM MALCOLM
AT SIX THIS MORNING.

WHAT NEWS FROM THE FRONT,
MY HARDY LEGIONNAIRES?

YOU'RE RIGHT, SHE CAN'T FUCKING WALK.

I HATE THIS, BEING CALLED IN FOR A BOLLOCKING FROM
TUCKER, JUST CAUSE HE'S BEEN TWATTED BY THE PM.

ON MY RADIO IS NICOLA MURRAY
BEING ROUNDLY FUCKED.

LIKE PFI.